Mocking World Destruction 8: Hello There, Plot, Where Have You Been All This Time? Holy Crap, Who Made You Suck So Much?!

No, no, leave it right next to us so we all die and this show will finally end!

So what happened in this episode worth mentioning…

Oh yeah!

Tsundere Lia is so cute ^_^.

Other than that, standard WD fair, they tried to create a semi-interesting plot and failed due to the leaps and bounds of logic and the nonsensical actions of the characters. Agan (the transporter) can harmonize with understand sand whales which is a completely useless skill for anything but the situation they were in, and he also just happened to have talked to Morte’s dead brother, who happened to give him a message to pass on to her. Coincedences sure are amazing. So that’s Agan’s existence solved, he had 3 lines to tell Morte and is now completely redundant as a character.

“Sandmarine Captain” may be some sort of Walrus Speak for “Complete Idiot”; after hearing that there was a bomb on board his ship, he said that he wouldn’t believe that the tiocking object attached to wires, dynamite and a timer was a bomb. Doesn’t really matter though since he and his entire crew are dead, though everyone who survived this whole disaster (read: the only characters who’s names we actually know) completely glossed over the fact around 20 people beastmen just died. And the World Salvation Committee proved how much they can really suck at their job; with the fate of the entire planet at stake, they decide to let the WDC go as “they have a truce”. Truces don’t mean shit if everyone’s dead, you retards.

Edit:

Almost forgot, the Golden Lions are the greatest group to ot get any screeentime in this show. Getting a transporte to smuggle a bomb onto your enemies ship? Awesome idea.

Really?!

That’s extremely useful!

The WDC has been captured by everyone but the people who’s job it is to capture them.

When travelling with my military vehicle, I always make sure to leave the hatch on top of it open so that anyone can infiltrate it.

Pedopear stole Kyrie’s Lipginity.

And Kyrie liked it.

You are such a fucking retard it’s stopped being funny.

Quality raws for the whole family.

Keep up the great work guys.

Rocks fall, everybody dies.

GOOD END.

An amazing technique which makes this show more interesting look even more stupid!

Sandwhales can tear through the thick steel walls of a Submarine, but are unable to kill people, apparently.

Go ahead an destroy the world, we don’t mind.

Crap, it says “World Salvation” in our name doesn’t it…

Ah, who cares, blow it all to hell, you crazy kids!