Season Ending Epilogues Finale Prediction Specualtions

Because when the end comes, you just have to accept it ;_;

And because I bow to unintentional peer pressure.

Blassreiter:

After much more EMOing (especially of Glasses-face (I forget her name)) over the chairman (imagine having wires stuffed into your body like that O_o)), Xargin fights the Apocalypse Knights with – I remember her name now – Meifeng going “CHAIRMAN-SAMA NO KATAKI” and getting her butt royally handed to her, Amanda and Hermann have Wild sex Arms with which they attack Beatrice and cause her to turn into sparklies (since that’s how all main Blassreiters/Demonaics/Amalgams/ whatever the hell they are seem to die) Jospeh fights Xargin and uses The Power Of Friendship PityAngerRevengeSufferingHatred™ to kill him and Xargin realises the error of his ways but BAAAWWWWW IT’S TOO LATE as the sonofabitch is dying. Then there is an incestuous relationship between Jospeh and his sister. Because that vibe is soooooo in the show at the moment. And I accidentally downloaded a fansub of wincest hentai. And Malek does whatever he;s supposed to do. Why is he in this show again?

Code Geass R2:

Suzaku rapes Lelouch because his desires can no longer be contained, after which they are married by Nunally who’s authority as the Governerness of Area 11 Japan also left her as an ordained minister and has decided to call this whole “Onii-sama is the enemy thing” quits because of her brocon. There is a huge wedding reception at the Ashford Gym, but as Nina’s the one who’s commisioned to bake the cake, no-one can even think of eating it. Cornelia and Schneizel remain in Cambodia for supreme LOVE TIME, Rivalz dies after smashing his crotch on a gate, C.C and Kallen “meet” and every fanboy’s dream comes true, Emperor Wakamoto returns and with a booming “RURUSHUUUU!!!” pwns Lelouch off of the Britannian throne and takes his rightful badass seat as Emperor back. Gino decides that Kallens happier with C.C (after watching them “meet” for a full 20 minutes) and takes loli Kaguya and Tianzi off so they can “meet” with him as well. Ougi and Tamaki begin their very own alliance as “The Little Side Characters That Could” and stay within a room chanting “I think I can I think I can I think I can” to themselves while continuing to be useless. Llod gets back with Millay (the scientist cannot be without his bitch) and Cecile and Viletta become the almighty dominatrix teachers of Ashford Academy. The rest of the cast disappear into pink sparklies after Lelouch mistakenly geass’s THE AIR ITSELF (if you can geass Jupiter, nay, GOD, then you can certainly geass molecules) as I’m too lazy to write about the rest of them, seriously, why the hell is the cast so huge?

Macross Frontier:

Alto takes the fight to the center of the Vajra nest (accompanied by Sheyrl and a backing track of “Lion”) screaming “RANKAAAAAA!!!”, only for Brera to show up and to (due to both his brocon and awesome piloting skillz) manage to overpower Alto (I say manage but he’s both a better pilot and has a better VF, so what I really mean is “he easily beats Alto”). But Sheryl’s singing and awesome stardomness manages to rouse Alto and convince him he mustn’t run away to keep on fighting. Just when all hope seems lost, suddenly appears… Grace, to further fuck up the protagonist’s attempts by saying that her grand plan is to merge all of Vajra consciousness into one so that the wars can stop and people can understand each other. Woops, that was the stupid Geass plotline, silly me. Grace does what a real antagonist should do and proceeds with her master plan to monopolize the galaxy’s economy and also fondle any and all idols that she can find. In this time, Leon is LOOOOOONG dead after being killed by the rioting residents of Frontier who are missing their Sheryl/Ranka fixes. This is all “Just As Planned” for Alto’s brother who wishes to become the next “Mistress of the Cosmos” with his breakout single/stage performance “I Am Secondary Character With Inferiorioty Complex. HEAR ME ROAR!” It bombs in the charts.

Ranks is busy being a Vajra Queenz to actually care about anything that’s going on, but to the aid of Alto and Sheryl come the Macross Pirates, raiding the Vajra nest of it’s booty (i.e fold quartz) This somehow causes the Vajra to shrivel up and die (do you really expect this to make sense at this point?) and Ranka snaps out of her CRAZY VAJRA QUEENZ mode so that she and Sheryl can serenade Altop and Brera.  Alto goes with Sheryl, Ranka goes with Brera, Luca goes with Nanase (and does… things to her while she is sleeping that he wished to do oh so much unti this point) and GARby goes with Cathy. Because Bobby, GARby’s other split personality, is too busy moeing over Ozma, and Ozma is too busy “defending” Ranka to notice Cathy’s gone. Then they all have some pineapple cake. And Grace disappears with Sheryl and Ranka into her private room.

Nabari no Ou:

After Miharu activates the Shinrabanshou, it turns out that the whole “being able to grant wishes” thing was a huge Rick Roll. Everyone is PISSED, but Miharu and Yoite are too busy staring into each others eyes to notice anything else. Hattori uses his never-dampened Ninja Skillz to kill Kumohira, who for all his Dispel ninjutsu can’t really do shit against a sword-slicing hand to the stomach, and Hattori also beats every other ninja in the show and takes over Nabari; seriously, his strength in episode 23 was so hax he could crush anyone excpet for RickRollbanshou. Gau dies from a cold. ‘Cos he’s just that weak.

Natsume Yuujinchou:

I refuse to mock this show, it’s too good. Instead, I’ll say that it’ll have an open ending, but hopefully it’ll give a bit more explanation as to Nyanko and Reika’s back story.

Ryoko’s Case Files:

Holy crap, I’m supposed to be blogging this show, and I’m so far behind. Ah well, no-one really cared anyway, summary post of thoughts on eps 6-9 to come! Maybe. Izumida will still stay Ryoko’s bitch, though.

Sekirei:

BIG BOOBED UNCENSORED SEKIREI YURI ORGY. What’s-his-name crappy male lead dies which allows all of his Sekirei to become Seo (now there’s a man who deserves them womenz). Seo proceeds to beat all the other Ashikabis (come on, the guy will now have SIX Sekirei. Plus Kuu’ll probably kill his enemies with cute. And knockout plant punches). When whatever the “ascension” is comes, Seo decides to GEASS THE GODS THEMSELVES beat the gods for the sake of all the women and Sekirei in the world, and becomes king of all existence. Yes, he is just that badass.

Strike Witches:

PANTSU PANTSU PANTSU PANSTU PANTSU PANTSU PANTSU PANTSU PANTSU PANTSU PANTSU NEUROIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!! MAGIC SHIELDS AND HUGE GUNS!!! FRIENDLY MAKE-UP OF ALL CHARACTERS!!!

YURI SEX TEH END.

World Destruction: