Code Geass R2 23: Damn You To Hell, Schneizel. DAMN YOU STRAIGHT TO HELL!!!

If you listen carefully, you can hear the sound of thousands of fanboys’ hearts breaking at the same time.

Someone get me a throne room where I can have finger snapping machine guns that can rearrange themselves to be conveniently placed behind the person I want to kill.

I can’t believe that Cornelia went out in such an anti-climactic way. Mistress did not deserve such a farewell…

Okay, I’m over it, she’s either dead or severely injured, who cares, NEXT!

Am I the only one who expected hawt sex?

Really?

I loved the background music to this scene, which in my opinion is the most well done of the entire season (read: it was the only one that didn’t have me immediately thinking up jokes to make fun of it). Lelouch has finally gotten over his “NUNALLYYYYYYYYY!” phase and has gained the resolve to change the world for the betterment of people other than his irritating sister. Remember one of the lines of COLOURS?

Holy crap, Lelouch is trying to change the world, for real now?!

I didn’t see that coming!

Reminds me of a time when things were LQ and not widescreen. Dark, dark times those were. It also reminds me of the time Code Geass wasn’t completely trashy entertainment. Wait, was there ever a time like that, or was I just young and naive?

Yes, give the blind, crippled, gullible, ignorant girl access to one of the most powerful weapons ever created in the history of mankind.

So why the hell are you still in this show?

We already have our lolis:

See the sweatdrop on the gut on the left’s face?

He is SO planning to take them to his secret love dungeon.

But who could really blame him?

I have absolutely no idea what this girl is talking about. Is “carry the sins” some kind of secret code for “nuke everyone who opposes Schneizel as I’m such a tool?” She reall hasn’t done anything but be kidnapped and used several times. And not in a good way either.

People won’t stop harming each other…

So BLOW THEM THE HELL UP!!!

So any sort of thought that Schneizel may have some level of coherence to his plans or that calling the fortress Damocles suggests something other than the fact that 1. Schneizel is completely screwed in this show as he is King Damocles and that sword is coming DOWN and 2. the weapon fortress is supposed to head into the sky and kill things below (like the Sword Of Damocles hanging above, get it? Bone up on your Greek history, folks) has been blown away in the shitstorm that is MEGALOMANIA. He’s crazier than Marianne, Charles and Rolo put together.

You know what time it is folks?!

MONTAGE TIME!!!

An IRC convo extract between two CG writers:

<kaguyalover63>: OSHI- This series is almost done and we haven’t wrapped up half of the plot threads!

<cornelia-samaplease****me>: Holy crap your right! Should we just gloss over them? I’m pretty sure that half our viewing audience’ll forget about it, we consider them complete retards anyway.

<kaguyalover63>: Nah, they ain’t that stupid remember that thing with Xing-ke? People may notice something’s wrong if he doesn’tkick the bucket soon

<cornelia-samaplease****me>: Right. Plus we do need an excuse to make another loli cry other than Kaguya, and we can’t use Nunally as no-one gives a shit about her anymore.

<kaguyalover63>: Hey, how bout we throw in a corny montage which blitzes through several significant events of the series that could have taken the place of all the bullshit preamble we pulled with Charles?

<cornelia-samaplease****me>: Cool, but we need a flashback of Cornelia’s armpit.

<kaguyalover63>: …

<kaguyalover63>: Do you even know what a montage is?

<cornelia-samaplease****me>: Dude, I write for this show, do you think I have any storytelling knowledge whatsoever?

Seriously, the only thing good about that montage was the backing track (pure HEAVEN that was). Half the crap in there I didn’t care about, and the other half was comprised of more stuff I didn’t care about. Except the Ougi love plot thread. Death flags have no meaning in this show anymore , do they?

For once, I think you’re right Tamaki.

I think I saw a pig flying by my window into the jaws of a frozen over hell.

I’m all for strategy in battles (god knows CG has been lacking any sort of direction whatsoever, even within the show itself) but that was just plain boring. You know, until the VOLCANO BLEW UP. It’s been a while since we saw Lelouch haxx, and this sort of thing pleases me. This must also demonstrate how much of my intelligence has been stripped away via this show.

Okay, who turned on the LHC?

Look, up in the sky!

It’s a bird, it’s a plane!

No, it’s Orange-kun, utilising his new move, EPIC DROP OF LOYALTY.

Not even a nuclear warhead could stop Sayoko.

That’s just how much of a dedicated Ninja Meido she is, she can hax ATOMS.

By which I mean I killed them all, but your stupid enough to believe me!

On the contrary, I pray to you every night, O glorious Pizza Butt C.C.

Hurry up and kiss me, you crazy fool!

Nina is MOEEEEEEEEE!

I’m sorry, I just had a delusional moment from seeing her revolting face on the screen.

I hope she dies. Soon. Liek NEXT EPISODE.

S-S-S-SHOCKKKKKKKKK!!!

Hmm.

I have a nuke, a loli, and my FABULOUS charm.

I think I’ll get by.

I think that’s the first time I’ve actaully seen the word in CG.

Which makes me wonder how this meme came into being in the first place.

Killing billions = least casualties.

LOLLOGIC.

Orange-kun, I salute thee.

In complete support of a suggestion of the Orange X Sayoko end.

Also, they should retweak his Geass-canceller and make it shoot LAZORS.

SLUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUT.

Suzaku’s so jealous as he wanted the pink Knightmare.

My terminal illness! I’ve relapsed!

You”ve been demoted, soldier with speaking lines who I can’t actually remember.

Tell anyone your pregnant and I’ll make you see hell, got it?

I’m working my way into Tamaki’s pants, so don’t screw things up for me.

I have seen around 30 seconds of Gundam 00, yet this I KNOW this is a reference.

Lelouch. Sword-fighting.

DOES NOT COMPUTE.

Non-Marianne Regained Memories Anya.

More threatening than you could EVER be.

Except on the battlefield of FABULOUSness.

Tamaki just dumped me.

YOU TOLD HIM DIDN’T YOU?!?!

Blowing up volcanoes.

The best way to win any battle.

PAINT MAH NIGHTMARE, BIATCH!